Article From ByronCrawford.com

If you notice, in these videos of people doing nasty shit in restaurants, it's always white people. Meanwhile, all you see working in fast food restaurants are black people and Mexicans. The fuck?

Now, you guys know I can't speak for black people on anything other than our abiding desire to avenge slavery using our paynas. No fishsticks. And even in that case, I only speak for half (or probably like 40%) of black people. But I'm gonna go ahead suggest that the reason you don't see black people doing nasty shit in restaurants is that it's just not in a black man's nature to do some nasty shit with food. That's some ol' white people shit. Like kissing your dog on the mouth.

I wouldn't put fromunda cheese on the sandwich of my worst enemy, if only for the fact that I wouldn't want to have to think about that shit for the rest of my life. I'm traumatized enough from watching the video, after the jump, of some douche farting and putting boogers and shit on one of those sandwiches they sell at Dominos. If you haven't seen it already, you might want to skip this one. I'm probably not gonna eat Dominos ever again. Unless someone from their corporate offices reads this and sends me some vouchers for free pizza, in which case I'll probably be eating Dominos by the end of next week. But I'll be picking it up myself, and I'll be taking a long, hard look at who they've got working the kitchen. Nhjic.

But I digress.

I figure I can probably tell whether or not my sandwich has any pubic hairs or anything in it, since I've spent a significant amount of my adulthood working in restaurants. For example, I've worked with enough... shall we say, attitudinal black women to know that they wouldn't reach down in their pants and pull up something to smear on someone's lunch. They'd just start shouting and cursing. And an ignorant black man wouldn't get a job in a restaurant in the first place, despite the fact that a black man is much more respectful of other people's feelings than a black woman. We don't do any of that eye rolling, and loud talking and what have you. White people, meanwhile, are a bit trickier to stereotype. In general, I'd say you should be wary of any white person who works in a fast food joint that isn't a manager. But the thing is, how often do you see a white guy working fries or some shit? It's probably rare enough that, if you do see one, you should just go to the place across the street.