Tay Zonday on O&A show.

You feel like kicking some ass? Dont forget to buy your Chuck Norris Action Jeans!!!

Iron Man.

I was just watching"Casino Royale" the other day,when I realized that James Bond can not only DO everything....BUT IS A MASTER AT EVERYTHING.Lets make a little list....

1.Ju Jitsu
2.Boxing
3.Tae Kwon Do
4.Street Fighting
5.Archery
6.Skiing
7.Helicopter Pilot
8.Cessna Pilot
9.F-15 Pilot
10.Space Shuttle Pilot
11.Tank Commander
12.Submarine Commander
13.Race Car Driver
14.Master of All Firearms
15.Motorcycle Champion
16.Electronics Expert
17.Computer Hacker
18.Poker Master
19.Roulette Master
20.Craps Master
21.BlackJack Master
22.Speaks 52 Languages
23.Marathon Runner
24.Kama Sutra Master
25.Olympic Level Swimmer
26.Rock Climbing Expert
27.Scuba Diving Champion
28.Fencing Instructor
29.Expert ParaGlider
30.Champion BreakDancer
31.World Class DJ
32.Worlds Best MC
33.World Class Chef
34.Champion Hot Dog Eater
35.Master Of Fine Arts
36.Doctor
37.Lawyer
38.C.E.O.

I could go on for days....

Drunken party in Austin,Texas....Good times.

"Chocolate Rain".The greatest single ever? What the fuck is this,anyway?????

Back in the 80's I used to work at a little Mom And Pop Store. I would pass the time goofing off.They caught me on a spy cam....

If anybody cares...here is Serena Williams in the buff.Poor flower.

You know...nowadays we have pop stars like Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, hell...even Justin Timberlake.In the 90's we had pop stars like Tupac, Boys To Men,Bell Biv Devoe...etc.But nothing can prepare your mind for the absolutely bizzare clip you are about to watch.
Ladies and Gentleman...Punky Brewster meets 80's R&B stars DeBarge.

Colors...1988.

KGO TV anchor Pete Wilson has died.He was cool, and a LH9 member for over 20 years.

Turn up your bass...Dead Prez blast ya with "Hip Hop".

The Cult rocks the fuck out."Wildflower" from 1988.

I know he had bigger hits...but as far as I'm concerned this was his best cut.

I used to bump this.

I was at a white wedding one day...and a rap concert broke out!

Fat Boys classic.RIP human beat box Darren aka "Buffy". He died in 1995 at age 28.He weighed 450 lbs.,and died of a heart attack.The original clip is followed by Bay Area artist Dru Down, and his remake "Can You Feel Me?".

I saw this on HDNET the other day...highly recomended.

Here's a fellow getting beaten with a Bible.

The English Beat.

I saw the Tribe at Summer Jam 1991...I was sooooo drunk I can't remember the show....

My nigga Nas.

Classic.This is the Chill Rob G version...which was recorded a year before Snap did their cover version.

Muthafuckin classic from EPMD.This is the remastered hi def version.

A classic cut from when I was a teen....

Here's Everclear...with "Santa Monica".

Filter double shot starts with "Hey Man, Nice Shot"...a tribute to Kurt Cobain.

Filter double shot concludes..."Take A Picture"...

The Prodigy rock out..."Breathe".

Hip Hop....smoothed out on the R&B tip....classic.

Cool ass cut from 1987...Johnny Hates Jazz..."Shattered Dreams".

Here is a rather bizarre strangulation from the classic flick "Soul Vengeance"! How is he choking him from that far away? He's got SOUL POWER!

There is a HUGE buzz around this mystery trailer for JJ Abrams ("Lost") next movie.He denies it...but it looks and sounds a hell of a lot like GODZILLA.He is shooting it on mostly digital cameras to give it the man on the street view of the catastrophic events.Even if it is not Godzilla...this looks really cool.

By popular demand....The rough cut of "Scraper Bike"....Keywords: Hyphy, Oakland, Town Taxes, Dreads, Grills, White Tees.

OOPS..Bai Ling slipped up...

Oh, Shit!!! It's The Disco Godfather!!!

If you have not caught "Flight Of The Conchords" on HBO....peep game.Funny,funny shit.

Today a movie opens called "Talk To Me". It stars Don Cheadle,and tells the story of Petey Greene, the infamous Washington radio personality in the 1970s.

And Here is the real Petey Greene on the set of his famous public access show.

Funky Indian cut from 1973....

You wanna know about Chicago Ghetto Tracks? Ok...here ya go.

Ok..It's a new day.H-Dog is back with a new single..oy vey....

This meeting has gone really wrong....

Tell Me when to go DUMB.....

Maynard and Tool rock out with "Prison Sex".

Dope ass tune by Turbulance.Boom Shot!

A fire bun!

Yah hear mi
Life ova death
Hey let me tell yu dis again
I could have been one of the most natorious
I got saved by the king and his grace is so glorious
I could have been one of the most devestating i got saved
By the king and his love is everlasting

Burn away the wicked lifestyle and the wicked in is and the wicked man dem profile
Im so happy to be rastafari style and me ova come the wicked with just a smile
Den me start to live my life and do worth while
In a love n harmony i try not to be vial now bove the well salasi will provide
And my concious is clear me na nuttin na hide rastafari

I could have been one of the most natorious
I got saved by the king and his grace is so glorious
I could have been one of the most devestating i got saved
By the king and his love is everlasting

Easy to squeeze lead in ya fore head
But went out n solute n me start blood shed
Positive action to the vermann
Well yet the school, let the stool, let us persue
I better to be a part of the strong side
The wright side coulda been the wrong side
Im lock tell ya say from ya can avoid the vibe
Slip with the king then you know u shall slide

I could have been one of the most natorious
I gat saved by the king and his grace is so glorious
I could have been one of the most devestating i got saved
By the king and his love is everlasting

I got saved... by the king i love is everlasting
woyyyyy...oooohhh...mmmhhh...


Positive movements oooohhh...woyyyyy...
By the strengh of jah i live longer
By the lenght of my lungs i get stronger
They say previous words corrupt anger
But i am bigger than that never go under

I could have been one of the most natorious
I gat saved by the king and his grace is so glorious
I could have been one of the most devestating i got saved
By the king and his love is everlasting

Burn away the wicked profile and the wicked in me and the Wicked man dem lifestyle
Aye ya ready to be rastafari style me go ova come the wicked with just a smile
Den me start to live my life and do things worth while
In a love n harmony try not to b vial aye now bove the wel jah will provide
Though my concious is clear me na nutt na aaaah

Spice 1 with another Bay Classic."Welcome To The Ghetto".

Classic Bay Shit.

Real Hip Hop still lives on....

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

What do you think of Asian girls who date “out” - meaning Asian girls who date outside of their race? Do you care? Does it bother you? Is she a “sell-out”? Do you get angry? Isn’t it even a big deal? I’ll give you an example: This one Asian girl told me that when she was dating white and black guys, wherever she went, other Asian guys would give her looks and stare and consequently, make her feel very self-conscious. Is this right? Should she expect this? I feel some Asian guys do have a problem with Asian girls who date white or black guys. Some do make judgement calls and even label her as something not too favorable. I know that if a Korean girl was dating or married to a black guy in Seoul, she’d get shunned from society to a certain degree and she’d get scrutinized. Do some Asian guys feel they’re being betrayed by her because she’s now with “them” - the dominant white society? Do you feel she may be ashamed to be Asian and wants to be accepted by the white society? Do you judge her? Tell me if you care and why…

Believe it or not...This performance from Motown 25 in 1983 tore the fuckin roof off in 1983.This is what set off MJ's solo career.Up until then, these moves that you see Usher, or Timberlake today doing had never been seen by American audiences.

"Torture" by The Jacksons.You know,when this came out...

The Boggs from NYC get fuckin hyphy with "Arm In Arm(Shy Child Remix). This song is featured in Grand Theft Auto 4.

This is where it ALL started.Combine this from Germany, with James Brown from The States....Hip Hop Is Born.

New Order hits with "Confusion".

This fool really has the hook up.Click the pic to check it out....

One of the best TV shows of all time.I liked this better than Twilight Zone.I think the stories had a more sinister edge, due to the times it was made in.The early 70's shows reflected a growing distrust of goverment and media due to the Vietnam war,Watergate,Race relations,and the general discomfort of the American populace at the time....

I am so going to be playing this the day it comes out.

More July 4th goodness from John Rambo himself.Clip provided by Safe And Sane Fireworks Company.

Happy 4th Of July!!!Oh...my bad...the cameraman died filming this.

EBN OZN's take on "AEIOU".

Freeze....with "AEIOU".

Este para es mi Latino Raza!Es un cancione viejo ....

[sen dog]
Esto es un poquito del poder del grupo cypress hill
Sabes lo que te digo? te voy a dar un poquito sabor
Y empiezaaaaa assii!!...

[b-real]
Hey corre ese, borrate
Por que viene la hoota, siempre carga fusca
Buscando a la mas filosa clicka
La famosa cypress hill rifa
Todos los vatos salen, estan en la calle
Tirense cabrones, si me ven manejar
Con los que me junto
Con un magnum quebrando unos putos
Puro cholo loco empaca cromo
Y te llenamos el saco de plomo
Como te puedo hacer entender?
(how I could just kill a man? )...

Chorus x4:
Como te puedo hacer entender?
(how I could just kill a man? )

[sen dog]
No le pongo mente a estos pendejos
No voy a gastar tiempo
Yo te dejo, yo no doy hueco
Mira, mis 2 cañones
Tumbo los cabrones...!!!

[b-real]
Traiganme la accion, yo les traigo a tragazon
Mis palabras son ataques sin razon
Va tu satelite vision
Enseñaste un violenta ciclon
Hago un ejemplo de todos los pendejos
(y te dejo todo chueco!!!)
La chota entro a mi canton
Un maton narco pistolon
Cubrete guey! o te mato
Porque siempre quiebra al mas macizo vato
No quisiera matarlo, pero si lo hizo
... cuerpo en el piso
(te dejo todo chueco!!!)

Chorus

[b-real]
Chingon el tiempo para que te rinden
Las misiones que estableci
Empiece, me fumo yerba verde
Aveces tumbo gente
Vi que un maniaco queria tu carro
Crees que la chota te va hacer un paro?
No, creo que te vas a parar
Y comenzar a cuetear, disparar
Mueve puro fierro...
Y te deja todo chueco...
Como me vas a entender si balazos no te ha llovido?
Entiendes lo que digo?
Cuando ta de maton, cierro tu canton
Por aqui se pone cabron
Por el dinero, barrio peleonero
Muchas veces robos dejan entierros...

Chorus

Lucy Pearl strike with an underrated classic from 2000.

The Tony's....produced by DJ Quik,1996...pure dope.
Yes
Tony Toni Tone
And DJ Quick
You didn't think we could flip it on yo ass, huh?
Something for the dance floor
In a real way
It's going down like this forever
And a day

Now what you hear is not a drag
Cuz Mr. DJ Quik got a brand new bag
But first I gotta bang bang
A boogie for the boogie
To the rhythm of the ghettoey streets
Check it out now
You trying to give me some Eight Ball
But no way
I'd rather have a Mimosa
With Crystal and O.J., yeah
Just a little something bubbly and tingly
To have me walking around naked
But wait a second

The function's on
Around midnight
What time is it
Are you inside
Available
To come and play
Give me a clue
So I don't have to
Look for you

1 - Come on let's get down, let's get down, let's get down
Come on let's get down
In my black Chevrolet
Come on let's get down, let's get down, let's get down
Come on let's get down, let's get down

Yeah, now we don't need a club
We can do it at my house
My front door's open so homey's can bust it out
And ladies if you're coming leave your children at the nursery
So you can get slow on the anniversary
Kill me
I dip dip da
So don't be looking stupid when I unfasten your bra
You know you want to mack this
Because I come stronger than the IRS
Whenever you done got delinquent on your taxes

Now here I am
Staring at you
I need a drink
You need one too
Who is your friend
She don't look nice
But I know she will
Later on tonight
Come on letc

Morris Day from The Time shows us the "Color Of Success" from 1985.

Cameo hits hard with "Attack Me With Your Love".As always we keep it real..old and new school.


Attack me with your love, baby

Hey...

When you walk, when you pass me by
There’s FEELINGS that come immediately to mind
One is I’d like to have you, two is I love your face
The third one is irrelevant ‘cause there’s no time or place

Attack me with your love
Attack me with your love, baby (Attack me with your love)
Attack me with your love
Bushwhack me with your love, baby (And I’ll do all the things you want me to)

Excite me with your love
Entice me with your love, baby
CONSULT me with your love
I’m happy with your love, baby

I think you need to know the deal about just how I really feel
‘Cause intentionally I’m for real and I’m sure I’ll make you feel
That I’m a mean man and I’m a go-getter (Ow)
Hey, baby, baby

Late at night when the evening comes
I sit down to check my options, there are none
First thing I think about is your lovely smile
And ALL the things that drive me wild (Uh)

GALLANT lady drivin’ me crazy
What am I gonna do, woo-hoo
GALLANT lady drivin’ me crazy
What am I gonna do if I can’t have you

Attack me with your love
Attack me with your love, baby
Attack me with your love
Bushwhack me with your love, baby (And I’ll do all the things you want me to)

Excite me with your love
Entice me with your love, baby (Oh)
CONSULT me with your love
I’m happy with your love, baby

Hey, pretty lady (Lady)
There’s no defense against your love
I wanna show you how I feel
Hey, baby (Oh), baby

The night is young, here take this glass
We’ll toast to happiness and a love that’ll ever last
Of all the loves I’ve had before
No one can compare, to me you’re so much more (Uh)

IF just let me do (Hey) what I wanna do to you
I know I’ll have you, woo-ooh
If you WON'T let me know what I wanna do to you
Then I’ll wait for you (I’ll wait for you), I’ll wait for you

Attack
Attack, baby
Attack
Bushwhack, baby

Excite
Entice, baby
Come slap me
I’m happy, baby

"24 Hour Party People" is a movie about the Manchester scene.You should watch it.This kicks off Manchester Monday.

How does it feel
To treat me like you do
When youve laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are

I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how do I feel

Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They will turn away no more

And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But Im quite sure that youll tell me
Just how I should feel today

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasnt for your misfortunes
Id be a heavenly person today

And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how should I feel

Now I stand here waiting

I thought I told you to leave me
While I walked down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold
(grows cold, grows cold, grows cold)

The Stone Roses from early 1990s kick off Manchester Monday.

The gold roads sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
The gold roads sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife

Im no clown I wont back down
I dont need you to tell me whats going down
Down down down down da down down down
Down down down down da down down down

Im standing alone
Im watching you all
Im seeing you sinking
Im standing alone
Youre weighing the gold
Im watching you sinking
Fools gold

These boots were made for walking
The marquis de sade dont wear no boots like these
Golds just around the corner
Breakdowns coming up round the bend

Sometimes you have to try to get along dear
I know the truth and I know what youre thinking

Down down down down da down down down

Im standing alone
Im watching you all
Im seeing you sinking
Im standing alone
Youre weighing the gold
Im watching you sinking
Fools gold

Fools gold

Im standing alone
Im watching you all
Im seeing you sinking
Im standing alone
Youre weighing the gold
Im watching you sinking
Fools gold

The Happy Mondays continue Manchester Monday.

How old are you?
Are you old enough?
Should you be in here watching that?
And how old are you?
Are you owning up?
Should you be in here with?

Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out
With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out

You come(ah) beaten
So why don't you join in?
You come(ah) beaten
So why don't you join in with?

Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out
With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out

I can see you through the door.
You been chewing bread and water.
And there's a grudge on you - you know not ought not to have.
You've been running around the racetrack
You've been running around the racetrack
Put that mother to bed to bed
Put that mother to bed

With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile a white out
Cos' I have to wait for you to conduct.
Press the pause of the self destruct.
With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out
With the twenty four hour party people ...

Now better you're the white out ...

I need full-time
I don't need part-time
I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
3, 6, 5 all the time
I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 third time
I don't need a part-time
I need a 3, 6, 5

Oh - No days off ...

Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out ...
I need 1, 2, 3, 4,5,6,7
3, 6, 5 all the time
I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 third time
I don't need a part-time
I need a 3, 6, 5

Manchester Monday rolls on with New Order.

How does it feel
To treat me like you do
When youve laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are

I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how do I feel

Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They will turn away no more

And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But Im quite sure that youll tell me
Just how I should feel today

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasnt for your misfortunes
Id be a heavenly person today

And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how should I feel

Now I stand here waiting

I thought I told you to leave me
While I walked down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold
(grows cold, grows cold, grows cold)

Manchester Monday concludes with the band that started it all for Factory Records....Joy Division.

When routine bites hard,
And ambitions are low,
And resentment rides high,
But emotions won't grow,
And we're changing our ways,
Taking different roads.

Then love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.

Why is the bedroom so cold?
You've turned away on your side.
Is my timing that flawed?
Our respect runs so dry.
Yet there's still this appeal
That we've kept through our lives.

But love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.

You cry out in your sleep,
All my failings exposed.
And there's a taste in my mouth,
As desperation takes hold.
Just that something so good
Just can't function no more.

But love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Love, love will tear us apart again.

GUNT.If you have to ask....don't.

I bought this in 2006.I am still playing it.

I bought this in 2001.

In 1997 I bought this.

I used to play this.

I played this.

I played this.

I used to play this.

????????

I saw this movie this weekend.It was a really cool R rated fairy tale.Two thumbs up.

What Should I have for Dinner?
I typed up this list to inspire folks struggling to think of something that sounds good to eat.
Here is everything I could think of. Some of these are restaurants, some are styles and most are specific dishes.

Chicken Enchiladas
Chinese Food
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Spaghetti and Meatballs
Turkey Sub Sandwiches
Chicken and Rice
Gnocchi
Spinach salad
Hot Dogs
Cheeseburgers
Taco Bell
Nachos
Waffles
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Baked Potatoes
Stuffed Bell Peppers
Steak
Crab Cakes
Lasagna
Giant Burritos
Pizza
BBQ Ribs
Ravioli
Tuna Melt
Hard Boiled Eggs
Hush Puppies
Roasted Potatoes
Fish and Chips
Hot Wings
Fried Zucchini
Tacos
Moussaka
Tortilla Soup
dinner crepes
pork chops
cobb salad
ham quiche
taco salad
chicken pot pie
corn dog
Salisbury steak
BLT sandwich
Pork Kebabs
Potatoes Au Gratin
fried rice
sausage
chicken-fried steak
split pea soup
Top Ramen
salmon and rice
mashed potatoes
Cup noodles
scalloped potatoes
beef stew
Pasta Accents (vegetables and pasta)
tilapia
pancakes
chicken patties
hamburger helper
chili
Saltimbocca
potato pancakes
herb rice
carne asada tacos
lobster tails
rack of lamb
chicken parmesan
lentils, rice and onions
Portobello mushroom sandwiches
meatball sandwiches
scallops and pasta
tarragon salad
Avocado burger
Fajitas
Grilled Tuna
Pesto Pizza
Tempeh Sandwiches
Chicken Quesedilla
Sloppy Joes
Fried Tofu
Pastrami Sandwich
Calamari
Roast Beef
Beef Stroganoff
Chicken Teriyaki
Tostadas
Falafel
Potato Pasty
Grilled Chicken Wrap
Crab Soup
Roadkill
Spaghetti-Os
Indian Food
Pork Loin
Stuffed Peppers
Greek salad
Waldorf Salad
Cucumber Soup
Coleslaw
Pasta Salad
Fruit Salad
Corned Beef
Stuffed Eggs

Sushi
Prime Rib
Shrimp and pasta
liver and onions
lamb chops
Baked Mostacciolli
Caesar Salad
Tempura
Grilled eggplant
Tortellini Alfredo
Meatloaf
Ratatouille
Chicken Cordon Bleu
stuffed shells
Creole catfish
buffalo Shrimp wrap
potato skins
Mussels
Fried Mozzarella
Clam chowder
Broccoli and Pasta
Filet Mignon
Baked Ziti
Lemon Chicken
Swedish Meatballs
Stuffed Cabbage Rolls
Beef Wellington
Grilled Vegetables
Jambalaya
Green Bean Casserole
Shrimp Etouffee
Tuna Pasta
Liver and Onions
Goulash
Pot Roast
Beanies and Weanies
Mac and Cheese
Tortellini
Curry Chicken
Tri Tip
Tuna Casserole
Stir Fry
Taquitos