The Story Of Red.

From The Legendary Tube Bar Tapes.

Fictitious names
Al Breakyourneck
Al Coholic
Al Depantsyou
Al Kaseltzer
Al Knockerup
Al Kykyoras (Greek)
Al Killeu
Al Rankin
Ben Debanana
Ben Dover
Bill Loni
Billy McGuire
Bob Wire
Butchie Pantsdown
Clint Torres
Cole Kutz
Connie Lingus
Frank Enstein
Hal Jalykakik
Hugh Douche
Hugh Duct
Huey Duck
Ima Dummy
Izzy Cumming
Jim Nasium
Joe Dildo
Joe Mama
Lou Kout
Mark Miewords
Marty Cone
Mike Ocksmall
Mike Ockhurts
Mike Hunt
Mike Unstinks
Pepe Roni
Phil Miaz
Phil Degrave
Phil Lacio
Phil Mypockets
Sal Lami
Sid Down
Stan Dup
Stan DePain
Stu Peit
Willie Doit
Willie Facker
Willie Fagger
Willie Frango