Saturday, April 18, 2009


Detroit Techno Day continues....Drexciya!!!!

Anybody know this cat? He is interrupting my Detroit Techno shit.

Respect.Detroit master Jeff Mills.

Mickey Finn..."BadAss".

Yup.She is a student of Warhol...like yours truly.I think she gets the idea of performance art just about right.

Awesome Flick.

Good Doc on Chicago Ghetto House Music.

Danzig rips it up..."5 Finger Crawl".

Disco Elevator.


You should watch this.

Friday, April 17, 2009


Friday The 13th.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I have been playing a lot of the Nazi Zombies portion of Call Of Duty: World At War. It is a really cool addition to an already great single player mode.
5 Stars!!

Article From ByronCrawford.com

If you notice, in these videos of people doing nasty shit in restaurants, it's always white people. Meanwhile, all you see working in fast food restaurants are black people and Mexicans. The fuck?

Now, you guys know I can't speak for black people on anything other than our abiding desire to avenge slavery using our paynas. No fishsticks. And even in that case, I only speak for half (or probably like 40%) of black people. But I'm gonna go ahead suggest that the reason you don't see black people doing nasty shit in restaurants is that it's just not in a black man's nature to do some nasty shit with food. That's some ol' white people shit. Like kissing your dog on the mouth.

I wouldn't put fromunda cheese on the sandwich of my worst enemy, if only for the fact that I wouldn't want to have to think about that shit for the rest of my life. I'm traumatized enough from watching the video, after the jump, of some douche farting and putting boogers and shit on one of those sandwiches they sell at Dominos. If you haven't seen it already, you might want to skip this one. I'm probably not gonna eat Dominos ever again. Unless someone from their corporate offices reads this and sends me some vouchers for free pizza, in which case I'll probably be eating Dominos by the end of next week. But I'll be picking it up myself, and I'll be taking a long, hard look at who they've got working the kitchen. Nhjic.

But I digress.

I figure I can probably tell whether or not my sandwich has any pubic hairs or anything in it, since I've spent a significant amount of my adulthood working in restaurants. For example, I've worked with enough... shall we say, attitudinal black women to know that they wouldn't reach down in their pants and pull up something to smear on someone's lunch. They'd just start shouting and cursing. And an ignorant black man wouldn't get a job in a restaurant in the first place, despite the fact that a black man is much more respectful of other people's feelings than a black woman. We don't do any of that eye rolling, and loud talking and what have you. White people, meanwhile, are a bit trickier to stereotype. In general, I'd say you should be wary of any white person who works in a fast food joint that isn't a manager. But the thing is, how often do you see a white guy working fries or some shit? It's probably rare enough that, if you do see one, you should just go to the place across the street.



Finally got the directors cut of this. Superb Italian horror classic. Lucio Fulci is right up there with Dario Argento as far as I am concerned.


If you have not seen "Chocolate", and you are a fan of martial arts...shame. This chick JeeJa Yanin kicks so much ass its insane.
5 Stars!

Saturday, February 07, 2009

I saw this on Netflix...shit is mad cool Korean horror.
Planet X.Are We Audi 5000?
By Thomas O'Toole, Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, December 30, 1983 ; Page A1

A heavenly body possibly as large as the giant planet Jupiter and possibly so close to Earth
that it would be part of this solar system has been found in the direction of the constellation
Orion by an orbiting telescope aboard the U.S. infrared astronomical satellite.

So mysterious is the object that astronomers do not know if it is a planet, a giant comet, a
nearby "protostar" that never got hot enough to become a star, a distant galaxy so young that
it is still in the process of forming its first stars or a galaxy so shrouded in dust that none of the
light cast by its stars ever gets through.

"All I can tell you is that we don't know what it is," Dr. Gerry Neugebauer, IRAS chief
scientist for California's Jet Propulsion Laboratory and director of the Palomar Observatory
for the California Institute of Technology, said in an interview.

The most fascinating explanation of this mystery body, which is so cold it casts no light and
has never been seen by optical telescopes on Earth or in space, is that it is a giant gaseous
planet as large as Jupiter and as close to Earth as 50 trillion miles. While that may seem like a
great distance in earthbound terms, it is a stone's throw in cosmological terms, so close in fact
that it would be the nearest heavenly body to Earth beyond the outermost planet Pluto.

"If it is really that close, it would be a part of our solar system," said Dr. James Houck of
Cornell University's Center for Radio Physics and Space Research and a member of the
IRAS science team. "If it is that close, I don't know how the world's planetary scientists
would even begin to classify it."

The mystery body was seen twice by the infrared satellite as it scanned the northern sky from
last January to November, when the satellite ran out of the supercold helium that allowed its
telescope to see the coldest bodies in the heavens. The second observation took place six
months after the first and suggested the mystery body had not moved from its spot in the sky
near the western edge of the constellation Orion in that time.

"This suggests it's not a comet because a comet would not be as large as the one we've
observed and a comet would probably have moved," Houck said. "A planet may have moved
if it were as close as 50 trillion miles but it could still be a more distant planet and not have
moved in six months time."

Whatever it is, Houck said, the mystery body is so cold its temperature is no more than 40
degrees above "absolute" zero, which is 456 degrees Fahrenheit below zero. The telescope
aboard IRAS is cooled so low and is so sensitive it can "see" objects in the heavens that are
only 20 degrees above absolute zero.

When IRAS scientists first saw the mystery body and calculated that it could be as close as
50 trillion miles, there was some speculation that it might be moving toward Earth.

"It's not incoming mail," Cal Tech's Neugebauer said. "I want to douse that idea with as much
cold water as I can."

Then, what is it? What if it is as large as Jupiter and so close to the sun it would be part of the
solar system? Conceivably, it could be the 10th planet astronomers have searched for in vain.
It also might be a Jupiter-like star that started out to become a star eons ago but never got hot
enough like the sun to become a star.

While they cannot disprove that notion, Neugebauer and Houck are so bedeviled by it that
they do not want to accept it. Neugebauer and Houck "hope" the mystery body is a distant
galaxy either so young that its stars have not begun to shine or so surrounded by dust that its
starlight cannot penetrate the shroud.

"I believe it's one of these dark, young galaxies that we have never been able to observe
before," Neugebauer said.

"If it is, then it is a major step forward in our understanding of the size of the universe, how the
universe formed and how it continues to form as time goes on."

The next step in pinpointing what the mystery body is, Neuegebauer said, is to search for it
with the world's largest optical telescopes. Already, the 100-inch diameter telescope at Cerro
del Tololo in Chile has begun its search and the 200-inch telescope at Palomar Mountain in
California has earmarked several nights next year to look for it. If the body is close enough
and emits even a hint of light, the Palomar telescope should find it since the infrared satellite
has pinpointed its position.

(ITEM 123)December 31, 1983, Saturday, Final Edition
(ITEM 127)The distance from earth of a mysterious object in space was reported incorrectly
in some editions yesterday. The correct figure is 50 billion miles.
Scary stuff...


Krs One with some interesting thoughts about Obama and The New World Order.
A band from Sacramento called Far...Has done a pretty rockin cover of "Pony", by Ginuwine.

Thursday, February 05, 2009


Simian Mobile Disco smacks you in the fucking face..."Its The Beat".


Animal Collective.."My Girls"... tight shit.

This guy is really tight.He is like 70 years old and still rockin it out.His name is Darondo.

Cursed to be born
Beautiful, organd female
There's none that suffer more
She's the queen of the bees
That buzz in the bars
Fresh as a strawberry
And she always loved dancing
Cursed to be born
Beautiful, organd female
There's none that suffer more
Two girls in two nights
Got caught in the back of the alleyway
Fresh as strawberries
Two girls in two nights
When no one came out
Zipped up their clothes
And walked back on home
Cursed to be born
Beautifil, organd female
There's none that suffer more


Sappy pathetic little me
That was the girl I used to be
You had me on my knees
I'd trade you places any day
I'd never thought you could be that way
But you looked like me on Sunday
You came in with the breeze
On Sunday Morning
You sure have changed since yesterday
Without any warning

I thought I knew you
I thought I knew you
I thought I knew you well... so well

You're trying my shoes on for a change
They look so good but fit so strange
Out of fashion so I can complain

You came in with the breeze
On Sunday Morning
You sure have changed since yesterday
Without any warning

I thought I knew you
I thought I knew you
I thought I knew you well... so well

I know who I am, but who are you?
You're not looking like you used to
You're on the other side of the mirror
So nothing's looking quite as clear

Thank you, for turning on the light
Thank you, now you're the parasite
I didn't think you had it in you
And now, you're looking like I used to!

You came in with the breeze
On Sunday Morning
You sure have changed since yesterday
Without any warning
And you want me badly
You cannot have me

I thought I knew you
I've got a new view
I thought I knew you well...oh well





[Busta Rhymes]
Ok (ahh)
Yeahh (ahh)
Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot & sweaty in this mu'fucka (ooh, baby)
Ladies let's go (uhh)
Soldiers let's go (dolls)
Let me talk to y'all and just you know give you a little situation...
Listen (fellas)

[Busta Rhymes]
Ya see this shit get hot
Everytime I come through when I step up in the spot (are you ready)
Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
Prowl for the best chick
Yes I'm on the lookout (let's dance)
Slow bangin shorty like a belly dancer with it
Smell good, pretty skin, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
Gimme tha number
But make sure you call before you leave

[Pussycat Dolls]
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be fucking with me

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha
Don't cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love, it just ain't enough
To leave a happy home (oh, oh)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share (oh, oh)
Hmmmm....

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha, baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha (haah aah)

[Busta Rhymes]
Ok, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
Seems like shorty wanna little menage pop off or somethin, let's go
Well let me get straight to it
Every broad wan watch a nigga when I come through it
It's the god almighty, lookin all brand new
If shorty wanna jump in my ass then vanjewish
Lookin' at me all like she really won do it
Tryna put it on me till my balls black an blueish
Ya wanna play wit ah playa girl then play on
Strip out the channel
And leave the lingerie on
Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
Lookin at ya wan break my back
You the very reason why I keep a pack ah the Magnum
An wit the wagon hit chu in the back of tha magnum
For the record, don't think it was somethin you did
Shorty all on me cuz it's hard to resist the kid
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
As y'all could get cool so I could hit the both of y'all

(Hot!)

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha, baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha
Don't cha

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Metro Station..."Shake It". I could not find the video.But the song rocks.
Cat Power Is The Shit.
Look Like A Baby Rat....Spank Rock Rocks The Shit.
Filipinos In West Sac.By The Way...Well...Nevermind.
These Chicks Are Funny.

By Dean Goodman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Bettie Page, one of America's most photographed pin-up girls during the 1950s, died in Los Angeles on Thursday from pneumonia, her agent said. She was 85.

Page was a ubiquitous sight during the 1950s, propelled to stardom when she posed for Playboy as Miss January 1955. Soon her image was gracing playing cards, record albums and bedroom posters across the country.

She stopped modeling in 1957, retreated from the public spotlight and turned to religion. She enjoyed a renaissance of sorts in the 1980s, as a new generation of fans became obsessed with her legacy.

Her agent, Mark Roesler, said Page was admitted to a Los Angeles-area hospital four weeks ago. She never regained consciousness after suffering a heart attack earlier this month.

With her dark bangs, alluring blue-gray eyes and wide smile, Page cultivated an innocent girl-next-door persona. The one-time school teacher was nice, but clearly also naughty. Some of her photos featured spanking and bondage.

"Bettie Page embodied the stereotypical wholesomeness of the Fifties and the hidden sexuality straining beneath the surface," authors Karen Essex and James L. Swanson wrote in their 1996 book "Bettie Page: The Life of a Pin-Up Legend."

Page professed to be mystified by all the attention, saying she never felt particularly attractive and had to wear a lot of makeup to cover up her large pores. After she found God, she was initially ashamed of having posed nude.

"(B)ut now most of the money I've got is because I posed in the nude," she told Playboy last year. "So I'm not ashamed of it now, but I still don't understand it."

Bettie Mae Page was born on April 22, 1923, in Nashville, one of six children. She and two sisters were sent to an orphanage after her father went to jail and her mother could not cope on her own. Page later described her father as "a sex fiend" who started sexually molesting her when she was 13.

Page, armed with an arts degree with Peabody College in Nashville, did her first modeling work in the 1940s after moving to San Francisco with the first of her three husbands. After they divorced in 1947, she pursued modeling in New York. Photos from a shoot with Miami photographer Bunny Yeager ended up in the pages of Playboy.

The layout featured Page winking at the camera wearing only a Santa hat as she decorated a Christmas tree. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner described it as "a milestone in the history of the magazine," which he had founded less than two years earlier.

Later in life, Page was furious that Yeager made a fortune from the photos and never compensated her.

Some American lawmakers were not as impressed with her modeling abilities. Page was served with a subpoena to appear before U.S. Senate investigators trying to discover a link between juvenile delinquency and pornography. Page never appeared. Soon after, she completely disappeared from the scene.

After two other brief marriages failed, Page battled acute schizophrenia beginning in the early 1970s. Her comeback gathered momentum with the 1991 movie "The Rocketeer," based on a comic book where the hero's girlfriend was Page. Fan clubs and websites proliferated, and Page made a good living signing memorabilia at conventions. On the rare occasions that she gave interviews, she insisted that she not be photographed.

Page had no children. There was no immediate information about funeral plans.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

No Doubt Flashback Double Shot...

Great Ministry song juxtaposed with horror from 70s - 80s.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

SwitchBlade Symphony Kicks Ass With "Dirty Dog".
Wicked Tune....
New Death Cab...Dope Shit.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

I Know...You Say It's Corny. This Song Is Dope.

You Ever Try Salvia?....Josiah Did...

New Ice Cube. Real Talk.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Gangsta Preacher Is Back. In This Episode, He Declares That He Is God.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Watch At The :39 Second Mark....Zap!!!

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

VNV Bring The Pain.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008



My Fellow Africans...Let Us Stop Rapping Right Now. We Can Create A New Musical Genre.This Whole Hip Hop Thing Has Become A Parody.

Sunday, July 27, 2008


It got me thinking of other bad words out there that are used to racially stereotype people. We all know some of the common ones, like Cracker, Heeb, Gook, Jew, Dot Head, Spic, etc. However there’s a whole shitload of such words out there. I recently came across a whole listing of such words and their meanings recently (thanks to Whore Church for providing the link below)

Some the ones that jumped out at me as being particularly amusing and ones that I’ll have to immediately add to my repertoire include:

Arf. Short for African Rock Fish. Jones Beach (NYC) term for Blacks due to their poor swimming abilities.

Bandwidth Nigger/Whore. Represents Asians who, instead of using the Asian video game servers they are assigned, jump to a US server and hog the bandwidth of US users.

Bruised Banana. Used to make fun of Asians who act black.

Bruised bananas have a whole new meaning!

Cashews. Used to insult Catholic Jews. Mainly, the children of a Jew and a Catholic. (ha, guess that makes me a Cashew then! Sweet…I guess it’s better than being called a cracker!)

Cheese Eater. Used by the German to make fun of the Dutch’s fondness of eating cheese.

Chink-a-billy. Half Chinese, half hillbilly.

Cowfuck. White Farmers in the fields getting intimate with their animals

Dicksuckinflog. 16th Century term for Dutch prostitutes accused of witchcraft.

Dusty Nuts. Insult to Arabs living in the desert.

Hey Dusty Nuts…yeah, I’m talking to youz

Fog Nigger. British Blacks. The weather is usually foggy in Britain.

Fruit-Picker The Mexicans who cross the border often pick fruit, usually for pennies an hour. Often, when it is time to give the illegal aliens their meager wages, the plantation owner calls the border patrol to send them back.

Goldberg. Common Jewish name. Also has slight money-related reference.

Half-Dick. Jewish circumcision reference.

Heinz. Any mix of races. From the label on the ketchup bottle reading “57 Varieties.”

Herring Choker. Scandinavians are known for eating lots of fish.

Jackamammy. Combination of ‘jack rabbit’ and ‘Aunt Jamima.’ People have said that jack rabbits looked like ‘lynched’ black people.

Jewgaboo. A Jewish person that acts or tries to act like a black person or is half black.


Would you call Matisyahu, the Jewish Rapper a Jewgaboo? Perhaps Destiny’s Child can rename their song to Jewgaboo instead of Bugaboo? Get on that Beyonce

Katzenfresser. German slur towards Italians meaning “cat eater”.

Knuckle-Dragger. Often believed that black people have longer arms than other races and therefore their knuckles would drag.

Melon Johnny. Italian slang for Blacks.

Moss Eater. White trash in the Pacific Northwest.

Muppetfucker. Backwoods inbred rednecks of the U.S. south are called muppetfuckers because they look like Muppets. (one of my personal new favorites btw).


Were the muppets just in-bred birthing defects from the South?

Pickaninny. From the days of slavery. Three possible origins: The slave owners would “pick a nincompoop” from the lineup of slaves; or the slave children who couldn’t pick cotton “ain’t pickaninny”; in some parts of the south, breasts are referred to as ninnys, so pickaninny was a reference to blacks being used as wetnurses.

Pretendian. Native Americans who claim to be pure, but are just mixed-breeds. I suppose this could refer to any mixed -ian race.

Roofucker. Kangaroo-fucker. Australian version of Sheepfucker. Used often on USENET and other internet forums.


This child is a no good Roofucker

Swamp Kike. It has been said that Cajuns are the Jews of Louisiana because of their propensity for commerce and finance. The slur is used by any non-Cajun, Black and White alike.

Three-Fifth. In reference to the 3/5ths Compromise, where the US Gov’t decided that slaves (Blacks) only counted as 3/5ths of a person for population reasons.

Umlungu. Zulus called whites this, meaning the white scum that forms in the surf.

Yelvis. Yellow Elvis. Asians with pompadours. Plural: Yelvi.


Needless to say this guy is a Yelvis?

Those are just some of the fun ones I came across. For the complete list please go to: Racial Terms & Origins

Sunday, July 20, 2008


MOVIES / IN THEATERS / THE DARK KNIGHT
The Dark Knight


The Dark Knight (2008)
94%
90%
92%
N/A
N/A
94 %
Reviews Counted: 198 Fresh: 186 Rotten:12 Average Rating: 8.5/10

Consensus: Dark, complex and unforgettable, The Dark Knight succeeds not just as an entertaining comic book film, but as a richly thrilling crime saga.


How does the Tomatometer work?
The Tomatometer measures the percentage of positive reviews from Approved Tomatometer Critics for a certain movie.[-]

Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for intense sequences of violence and some menace

Runtime: 2 hrs 32 mins

Theatrical Release: Jul 18, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $155,340,000

Synopsis: Director Christopher Nolan returns to Gotham City with this sequel to the critical and fan favorite BATMAN BEGINS. In THE DARK KNIGHT, Batman (Christian Bale) squares off against a new foe: the Joker (Heath Ledger). Director Christopher Nolan returns to Gotham City with this sequel to the critical and fan favorite BATMAN BEGINS. In THE DARK KNIGHT, Batman (Christian Bale) squares off against a new foe: the Joker (Heath Ledger). [More]

Genre: Action/Adventure

Starring: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine
Director: Christopher Nolan
Screenwriter: Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan
Story: Christopher Nolan, David S. Goyer
Producer: Charles Roven, Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan
Composer: Hans Zimmer, James Newton Howard

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Real Hip Hop.
Sevendust With Chino From Deftones...."Bender".
Timeless...

Thursday, July 10, 2008

THE NEW GENERATION INFLUENCED BY THE PREVIOUS....(WHICH I THINK IS FANTASTIC)....

...AND THE REAL....

"LETS GET DRUNK"...THE CLICK.

"MR. FLAMBOYANT"...THE CLICK.

"SIDEWAYS"...THE CLICK.

THE CLICK."TIRED OF BEING STEPPED ON."

GOBAMA!!!

Friday, July 04, 2008

Tom Green Vs. Xibit.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008



415..More Classic Shit.


Sorry...I Have Been Playing GTA4 For Hella Long Now.Here Is Classic Bay Shit.I Actually Went To See APG In Like 1989...Dope Shit.Peace To Liz....

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Classic Shit.


Pac Has Been Dead 12 Years Now.LH9 Respects The Man Tonight....

Friday, June 20, 2008


I Will Be Creating New Posts Soon....Grand Theft Auto 4 Is Almost Done, And I Will Once Again Provide You With Entertainment!

Monday, June 09, 2008

  1. Lost HighWay9 Have Located Correspondent Hasten...Who Was Presumed Dead In Prague, After Locating The Prince Of Darkness...Satan.
  2. However...Our Drone Planes Have Obtained This Image Of Hasten, Along With Unknown Associates....Possibly Demons Themselves....
  3. News At 11....
The Old Mill....

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Fried Chicken Tacos


So yesterday I was chillin at this baby shower jump off in Oakland. It was cool, neo-soul/lite rap was being played for the people who aren’t comfortable with rap music or just fucking bitchmade. There was a taco bar, sangria, wine and a keg. Laid back saturday in the east bay kicking it with folks. At some point a whole squadron of hung over drunks came through and their leader, a man we call Thuggy, brought me a bag full of Chick-Fil-A. Apparently within the confines of Gurp City Chick-Fil-A is a well known delicacy that brings them much delight. When I think of Chick-Fil-A I think a dumb fuck franchise that loves bitchass jesus bullshit so fucking much they won’t open on Sundays because they got a fucking superwalmart dream of patriotic horseshit to live up too.

Anyways the point is that Thuggy walks up to me and hands me a greasy white paper bag and says “chick-fil-a tacos are going down! put that shit on groceryeats” So here we are and I have photos of shitty tortillas wrapped around mediocre pieces of fried chicken and sauce.


As can be seen below there are numerous condiments to choose from. Chick-Fil-A wants your choice of flavors to be limitless when it comes to complimenting your shitty nuggets.

The first of the tacos. The construction is quite simple for this one. 4 pieces of chicken with little bit of Polynesian sauce for sweetness, some chedder cheese and a dollop of guacamole. I considered beans but I wanted to keep it simple, rustic flavors are what I’m about with this taco.



The taste was odd, a taco with a good amount of crunch with the slight tang of Polynesmole and cheese. The lukewarm tortilla was not doing me any favors either as flavor or as construction.

For the following taco I just decided to go with a megamix of condiments. Everything in the bag. I started with covering 3 chicken pieces with a base of Tabasco sauce, which by the way fucking sucks. Fuck vinegar based hot sauces, that shit is just water and red bullshit. Then I added some mustard and mayonnaise which still was fuckwithable since we were still within the range of a hotdog. I poured on the polynesian sauce which some found suspect but I wanted everything on there. Followed that with barbecue sauce and a coating of buttermilk ranch dressing. I sprinkled some cheese on there and decided that was it. I didn’t want guacemole on it because I wanted to keep it within the Chick-Fil-A flavor profile.


This one was really weird tasting. You had the crunchiness of the chicken, sweetness of the polyensian sauce blending with the barbecue sauce which had some sweetness of it’s own already. Then there was the weird combinations of tang from the mustard/mayo/ranch dressing of crap. The cheese was kind of a binder unifying all these weird flavors together. The strangest thing was the slight burn afterwards from the Tabasco and barbecue sauce. It wasn’t spicy or anything just like the taco was leaving you a hot breath of flavor.

So yeah that’s it, yesterday I ate dumb shit to make my friend smile and now it’s on the internet to benefit no one.

Friday, May 30, 2008

New League Sees Potential in Backyard Brawler



Published: May 31, 2008

Kevin Ferguson, who goes by the name Kimbo Slice, has fought in only two professional mixed martial arts matches, and he has a long way to go before he is considered a polished, well-rounded fighter.

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Over a three-year period, Kevin Ferguson posted a record of 22-1 in underground, bare-knuckle fights, according to Elite XC. More Photos »

But when the Elite XC league and CBS broadcast the sport’s live network television debut from Newark on Saturday, the two companies are largely hinging their success on Ferguson, a 34-year-old native of the Bahamas and former street fighter who may become the mixed martial arts equivalent of Mike Tyson in his prime — or a major bust if he is ultimately outclassed by the sport’s elite fighters.

Ferguson is no ordinary mixed martial arts upstart: he is a YouTube sensation, a knockout artist who has garnered Internet fame for bare-knuckle brawling and a video of a man paying him $100 for a punch in the stomach.

A former college student turned strip-club bouncer turned porn-company bodyguard, Ferguson found his calling five years ago when he earned several thousand dollars in a backyard boxing match in Miami. A friend put a video of the fight on a porn site, and millions of people watched it.

Over a three-year period, Ferguson posted a record of 22-1 in underground, bare-knuckle fights, according to Elite XC. His only loss was a disputed one, to Sean Gannon, a police officer who later fought in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. (Ferguson declined to comment for this article, but his management team said the rules of that fight were unclear).

Ferguson has said he has given up street fighting to pursue a professional career and provide a better life for his family.

For CBS, betting on Ferguson’s success offers little risk: a one-year deal to broadcast four cards and what analysts say is likely a small investment in ProElite, the parent company of Elite XC. CBS would not disclose the exact amount.

The upside is potentially lucrative, as mixed martial arts attracts a demographic that CBS has struggled to court: men ages 18-34.

“What CBS is trying to get out of this is some low-cost programming that will attract a younger demographic,” said Alan Gould, a media analyst for Natixis Bleichroeder, a research firm based in New York.

ProElite, meanwhile, may be desperate for a big payoff. The company lost $27 million in 2007, according to a recent filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, and it is seeking $5 million in immediate funding.

Gary Shaw, president of Live Events for Elite XC, said the bulk of ProElite’s debt stems from its acquisitions of several mixed martial arts promotions around the world, as well as the cost of starting a social networking site. Both, he said, are long-term investments that he expects will pay off.

Shaw has years of experience in the business. He has been a successful boxing promoter since 1999 and has worked with champions like Lennox Lewis, Shane Mosley and Tyson. He sees similar star potential in Ferguson, despite his relative inexperience.

And with good reason. A video of a man paying Ferguson $100 to tackle him has been viewed more than 4.9 million times on YouTube. His backyard brawls, two professional fights and an exhibition bout against the former boxing heavyweight champion Ray Mercer have been viewed several million more times, combined.

“Kimbo is tailor-made for the age we’re living in,” said Adam Swift, the editor of mmapayout.com, a Web site devoted to the business of mixed martial arts.

“We’re an internet driven culture, a reality driven culture. He has a natural charisma and a marketable look.”

Marketable in the sense that Ferguson has gold teeth and a substantial beard below his bald dome. The hair on the sides of his head is styled into cornrows. He has a penchant for shaving patterns into his chest hair. And all six of his children have names that begin with the letter K. One son is named Kevlar.

His Internet presence has also created a number of critics; prominent fighters and hardcore mixed martial arts fans have derided him as a mere spectacle. Elite XC is thrilled with the spectacle, unless Ferguson flops; a loss Saturday to James Thompson would be a major setback. Thompson, a 260-pound brawler from Britain who has a reputation for being an easy knockout, is a step up in competition for Ferguson, who has yet to face a fighter with a winning record.

If Ferguson improves to 3-0, Elite XC and CBS may also feel victorious.

“Saturday night is a graveyard slot,” said Tuna Amobi, a media analyst for Standard & Poor’s Equity Research. “Most of the networks will really take anything. If they can get anything working, it will only do them well from a financial perspective.”



Tuesday, May 27, 2008

My Favorite Movie "Gummo".Remix By Aphex Twin.

DJ McCoy Burns It Up.

Dilated Peoples Rep The Bay.

Damian Jr Gong Live.

Living Legends Rep The Bay.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Public Transportation Rules!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Make Sure You Watch This Whole Clip...

Wednesday, May 07, 2008



Screamin Jay Hawkins..."I Put A Spell On You"!!!!

Sunday, May 04, 2008

The Story Of Red.
From The Legendary Tube Bar Tapes.

Fictitious names
Al Breakyourneck
Al Coholic
Al Depantsyou
Al Kaseltzer
Al Knockerup
Al Kykyoras (Greek)
Al Killeu
Al Rankin
Ben Debanana
Ben Dover
Bill Loni
Billy McGuire
Bob Wire
Butchie Pantsdown
Clint Torres
Cole Kutz
Connie Lingus
Frank Enstein
Hal Jalykakik
Hugh Douche
Hugh Duct
Huey Duck
Ima Dummy
Izzy Cumming
Jim Nasium
Joe Dildo
Joe Mama
Lou Kout
Mark Miewords
Marty Cone
Mike Ocksmall
Mike Ockhurts
Mike Hunt
Mike Unstinks
Pepe Roni
Phil Miaz
Phil Degrave
Phil Lacio
Phil Mypockets
Sal Lami
Sid Down
Stan Dup
Stan DePain
Stu Peit
Willie Doit
Willie Facker
Willie Fagger
Willie Frango

Friday, May 02, 2008


Sorry For The Lack Of New Posts...But I am Playing GTA4 Right Now. Once I Get Done...Expect New Greatness.